either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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