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(310): View more from California

i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????

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(+44): View more from England

Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special

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(607): View more from New York

It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.

(612): View more from Minnesota

His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.

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(520): View more from Arizona

i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo

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(815): View more from Illinois

he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days

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(315): View more from New York

Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk

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