wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Randomize
