Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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