IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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