About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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