I wanna passion pit in your ass
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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