remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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