I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
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I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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