Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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