is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
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