I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
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