He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
i've created a new STD.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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