I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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