69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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