i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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