you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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