have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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