She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
We left the knife in your bed.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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