Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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