No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Enjoy the penises
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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