We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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