i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
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