O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
she pinky promised me she was 18
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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