what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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