found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Randomize
