you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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