giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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