After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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