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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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