you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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