we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
God, I missed his penis.
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