Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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