i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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