i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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