I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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