Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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