You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
well you can't waste a boner
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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