The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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