At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Alive.
So much puke
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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