Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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