Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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