He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
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