why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i used baking grease as lip gloss
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
He? As in you personified your dick?
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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