i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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