I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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