If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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