No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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