whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
The adults are the big ones right?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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