I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Randomize
