You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
He passed out mid-signature
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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