he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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