He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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