I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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