his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
