but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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