i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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