Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
The power of my boobs compel you
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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