I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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