how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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