We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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